just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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