I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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