I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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