i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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