Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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