Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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