Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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