don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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