yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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