dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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