i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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