Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
and you fell through a lawn chair
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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