So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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