playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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