I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize