Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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