What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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