ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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