Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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