She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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