The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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