Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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