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  • Submitted by phiphika on Jul 31, 10 at 2:05pm

    Not bro

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 31, 10 at 2:18pm

    Rule: The Toilet and trashcan were both created as places to throw up, STOP BREAKING AWAY FROM TRADITION!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 9:47pm

    7.39, hang at the AIDS clinic

  • Submitted by tosha on Aug 1, 10 at 3:10am

    I agree just stop drinking duh

  • Submitted by pink96 on Jul 31, 10 at 7:39pm

    I just got this reply to a txt:U met me on 6th I came u to your apt. U give me amazing head then I moved away and lost all my numbers when I broke my phone /Holy Shit! I have no idea who this is, I txt'd his name, cause I thought it was a different guy with same name. Fuck, there must of been something good about him, I never deleted his number. How do I figure out who he is without sounding like a total slut?

  • Submitted by xandrasm on Jul 31, 10 at 2:37pm

    Been there, next step is the shower my friend...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 9:48pm

    7.39, just hang at the AIDS clinic

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:28pm

    It's funny because he got puke all over his toothbrush

  • Submitted by sal1160 on Jul 31, 10 at 6:14pm

    Like I always say, plan ahead, puke in the toilet.

  • Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 31, 10 at 2:55pm

    Ahh the old too drunk to realize the sink is a bad place to puke, classic.

  • Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 31, 10 at 5:23pm

    Unless your bathroom sink has a disposal in it, those chunks you're blowing are going to clog it up majorly. Ha ha, I love reading about drunk people's mistakes.

  • Submitted by maskedman on Jul 31, 10 at 4:37pm

    This might be a crazy idea but maybe you could stop drinking so much. \n\nI know, crazy right?

    • Submitted by Smellio on Aug 1, 10 at 3:05am

      This is just the worst suggestion that's ever been suggested!!