Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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