Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Can I color on your dick again?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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