i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize