Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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