So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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