You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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