Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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