think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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