No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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