we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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