He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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