i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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