Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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