it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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