wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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