My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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