Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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