Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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