I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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