Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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