The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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