I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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