Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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