So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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