He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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