He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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