he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
this will be a night to untag.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
PS: I just woke up from my shower
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
